Clash of the Beards & Bellies

Super Unlikely I already have my concession speech ready. In the most unlikely of collapses, my DFS luck ran out at the end of the regular season. In order to be the recipient of the championship whiskey, I will need to win by more than 37 points on Sunday. Any given Sunday, right? With onlyContinue reading “Clash of the Beards & Bellies”

Clash of the Beards & Bellies

Put Up or Shut Up I cry a lot. The great Jim Valvano said in his infamous ESPYs speech that you should “have your emotions moved to tears, could be happiness or joy” every day. Lately, the waterworks have been from losing in heartbreaking fashion to Nimble. It was the walk-off touchdown from Mahomes toContinue reading “Clash of the Beards & Bellies”

Clash of the Beards & Bellies

Hey Siri, Play Invincible by TOOL What kind of silver lining can be discerned on the heels of a four-game losing streak? What does one do in this precarious situation? Pray? Meditate? Drink themself into oblivion? For the first time ever, I found myself nodding along with Mike McCarthy. I know how to win atContinue reading “Clash of the Beards & Bellies”

Nimble GPP: Plays to Get You Paid

Welcome to NFL Divisional Weekend! Each week Nimble GPP will bring you the plays to get you paid for DraftKings GPP. Excited to share all my “Nimble GPP” content with you all this year. Each week I will help you build GPP lineups by providing you the building blocks at each skill position by identifyingContinue reading “Nimble GPP: Plays to Get You Paid”

Clash of the Beards & Bellies

Hey Siri, Play Invincible by TOOL In a 21st century remix of Donny and Marie, I’m a little bit country and a little bit thrash metal. I’m feeling grizzled and battered from the DFS battlefield after this season like the warrior from TOOL’s amazing track, Invincible. With a heavy shield, I am struggling to remainContinue reading “Clash of the Beards & Bellies”

Nimble GPP:Plays to Get You Paid

Welcome to the NFL’s Super Wild Card Weekend! Each week Nimble GPP will bring you the plays to get you paid for DraftKings GPP. Excited to share all my “Nimble GPP” content with you all this year. Each week I will help you build GPP lineups by providing you the building blocks at each skillContinue reading “Nimble GPP:Plays to Get You Paid”

Clash of the Beards & Bellies

Paging Jeff Fisher I have unwillingly made this series very interesting. No more jokes. It’s incredibly irritating to have one single lineup completely bomb among 13 that were good enough to cash. That one lineup, for two weeks running, has been my Clash build. It’s like that one episode of Family Guy, where Stewie clonedContinue reading “Clash of the Beards & Bellies”

Hot Cash From the King of Spice

Clearly Ambiguous It might be Week 18, in the aftermath of the most tumultuous fantasy football season in history, but there is one very unique main slate left for us DFS junkies. The DFS lobbies will be teeming with jilted season long losers and cash-flush winners alike. The GPP sharks’ eyes will roll back intoContinue reading “Hot Cash From the King of Spice”

Nimble GPP:Plays to Get You Paid

Welcome to NFL Week 18! Each week Nimble GPP will bring you the plays to get you paid for DraftKings GPP. Excited to share all my “Nimble GPP” content with you all this year. Each week I will help you build GPP lineups by providing you the building blocks at each skill position by identifyingContinue reading “Nimble GPP:Plays to Get You Paid”

Clash of the Beards & Bellies

I Got the Deuce-Deuce (In the Trunk of My Car) Last week was the first loss I’ve ever taken to Scott in Capricorn SZN. Astrologically, this was a devastating defeat. The margin was as narrow as Tutu Atwell’s tutu. As the Roman calendar flips, so too will my strategy. I have blistered ole Scotty StacksContinue reading “Clash of the Beards & Bellies”

Hot Cash From the King of Spice

The Hogmanay Plunge There isn’t one nice word that rushes to the forefront to describe the year of our Lord, 2021. I’m fairly certain it would take some concerted effort to derive positivity from the most recent 365 and one quarter-day ellipse around our yellow dwarf star. It is assured that some of the mostContinue reading “Hot Cash From the King of Spice”

Nimble GPP:Plays to Get You Paid

Welcome to NFL Week 17! Each week Nimble GPP will bring you the plays to get you paid for DraftKings GPP. Excited to share all my “Nimble GPP” content with you all this year. Each week I will help you build GPP lineups by providing you the building blocks at each skill position by identifyingContinue reading “Nimble GPP:Plays to Get You Paid”

Clash of the Beards and Bellies

Dobermans and Razor Wire Before I wax poetic about my return to form last week, I would like to wish the Simpson family a very merry Christmas. A man is only as good as his supporting cast and Rose and the girls tolerate Scott at a dosage level that inferior beings would quickly succumb to.Continue reading “Clash of the Beards and Bellies”

Nimble GPP:Plays to Get You Paid

Welcome to NFL Week 16! Each week Nimble GPP will bring you the plays to get you paid for DraftKings GPP. Excited to share all my “Nimble GPP” content with you all this year. Each week I will help you build GPP lineups by providing you the building blocks at each skill position by identifyingContinue reading “Nimble GPP:Plays to Get You Paid”

Hot Cash From the King of Spice

Deck the Halls With Bows and Folly It’s Christmas Eve. A palpable chill lingers in the wintry air, but there is smoke emanating from my debit card. When I was a kid, my mom would pull out all the stops to ensure that my sister and I would have cherished memories. Ever the festive one,Continue reading “Hot Cash From the King of Spice”