Clash of the Beards & Bellies

Paging Jeff Fisher I have unwillingly made this series very interesting. No more jokes. It’s incredibly irritating to have one single lineup completely bomb among 13 that were good enough to cash. That one lineup, for two weeks running, has been my Clash build. It’s like that one episode of Family Guy, where Stewie clonedContinue reading “Clash of the Beards & Bellies”

Hot Cash From the King of Spice

Clearly Ambiguous It might be Week 18, in the aftermath of the most tumultuous fantasy football season in history, but there is one very unique main slate left for us DFS junkies. The DFS lobbies will be teeming with jilted season long losers and cash-flush winners alike. The GPP sharks’ eyes will roll back intoContinue reading “Hot Cash From the King of Spice”

Nimble GPP:Plays to Get You Paid

Welcome to NFL Week 18! Each week Nimble GPP will bring you the plays to get you paid for DraftKings GPP. Excited to share all my “Nimble GPP” content with you all this year. Each week I will help you build GPP lineups by providing you the building blocks at each skill position by identifyingContinue reading “Nimble GPP:Plays to Get You Paid”

Clash of the Beards & Bellies

I Got the Deuce-Deuce (In the Trunk of My Car) Last week was the first loss I’ve ever taken to Scott in Capricorn SZN. Astrologically, this was a devastating defeat. The margin was as narrow as Tutu Atwell’s tutu. As the Roman calendar flips, so too will my strategy. I have blistered ole Scotty StacksContinue reading “Clash of the Beards & Bellies”

Hot Cash From the King of Spice

The Hogmanay Plunge There isn’t one nice word that rushes to the forefront to describe the year of our Lord, 2021. I’m fairly certain it would take some concerted effort to derive positivity from the most recent 365 and one quarter-day ellipse around our yellow dwarf star. It is assured that some of the mostContinue reading “Hot Cash From the King of Spice”