Category Archives: H2H

Super Unlikely I already have my concession speech ready. In the most unlikely of collapses, my DFS luck ran out at the end of the regular season. In order to be the recipient of the championship whiskey, I will need to win by more than 37 points on Sunday. Any given Sunday, right? With onlyContinue reading “Clash of the Beards & Bellies”

Put Up or Shut Up I cry a lot. The great Jim Valvano said in his infamous ESPYs speech that you should “have your emotions moved to tears, could be happiness or joy” every day. Lately, the waterworks have been from losing in heartbreaking fashion to Nimble. It was the walk-off touchdown from Mahomes toContinue reading “Clash of the Beards & Bellies”

Hey Siri, Play Invincible by TOOL What kind of silver lining can be discerned on the heels of a four-game losing streak? What does one do in this precarious situation? Pray? Meditate? Drink themself into oblivion? For the first time ever, I found myself nodding along with Mike McCarthy. I know how to win atContinue reading “Clash of the Beards & Bellies”

Hey Siri, Play Invincible by TOOL In a 21st century remix of Donny and Marie, I’m a little bit country and a little bit thrash metal. I’m feeling grizzled and battered from the DFS battlefield after this season like the warrior from TOOL’s amazing track, Invincible. With a heavy shield, I am struggling to remainContinue reading “Clash of the Beards & Bellies”

Paging Jeff Fisher I have unwillingly made this series very interesting. No more jokes. It’s incredibly irritating to have one single lineup completely bomb among 13 that were good enough to cash. That one lineup, for two weeks running, has been my Clash build. It’s like that one episode of Family Guy, where Stewie clonedContinue reading “Clash of the Beards & Bellies”