Clash of the Beards & Bellies

Hey Siri, Play Invincible by TOOL What kind of silver lining can be discerned on the heels of a four-game losing streak? What does one do in this precarious situation? Pray? Meditate? Drink themself into oblivion? For the first time ever, I found myself nodding along with Mike McCarthy. I know how to win atContinue reading “Clash of the Beards & Bellies”

Nimble GPP: Plays to Get You Paid

Welcome to NFL Divisional Weekend! Each week Nimble GPP will bring you the plays to get you paid for DraftKings GPP. Excited to share all my “Nimble GPP” content with you all this year. Each week I will help you build GPP lineups by providing you the building blocks at each skill position by identifyingContinue reading “Nimble GPP: Plays to Get You Paid”

Clash of the Beards & Bellies

Hey Siri, Play Invincible by TOOL In a 21st century remix of Donny and Marie, I’m a little bit country and a little bit thrash metal. I’m feeling grizzled and battered from the DFS battlefield after this season like the warrior from TOOL’s amazing track, Invincible. With a heavy shield, I am struggling to remainContinue reading “Clash of the Beards & Bellies”

Nimble GPP:Plays to Get You Paid

Welcome to the NFL’s Super Wild Card Weekend! Each week Nimble GPP will bring you the plays to get you paid for DraftKings GPP. Excited to share all my “Nimble GPP” content with you all this year. Each week I will help you build GPP lineups by providing you the building blocks at each skillContinue reading “Nimble GPP:Plays to Get You Paid”

Clash of the Beards & Bellies

Paging Jeff Fisher I have unwillingly made this series very interesting. No more jokes. It’s incredibly irritating to have one single lineup completely bomb among 13 that were good enough to cash. That one lineup, for two weeks running, has been my Clash build. It’s like that one episode of Family Guy, where Stewie clonedContinue reading “Clash of the Beards & Bellies”

Nimble GPP:Plays to Get You Paid

Welcome to NFL Week 18! Each week Nimble GPP will bring you the plays to get you paid for DraftKings GPP. Excited to share all my “Nimble GPP” content with you all this year. Each week I will help you build GPP lineups by providing you the building blocks at each skill position by identifyingContinue reading “Nimble GPP:Plays to Get You Paid”

Clash of the Beards & Bellies

I Got the Deuce-Deuce (In the Trunk of My Car) Last week was the first loss I’ve ever taken to Scott in Capricorn SZN. Astrologically, this was a devastating defeat. The margin was as narrow as Tutu Atwell’s tutu. As the Roman calendar flips, so too will my strategy. I have blistered ole Scotty StacksContinue reading “Clash of the Beards & Bellies”

Nimble GPP:Plays to Get You Paid

Welcome to NFL Week 17! Each week Nimble GPP will bring you the plays to get you paid for DraftKings GPP. Excited to share all my “Nimble GPP” content with you all this year. Each week I will help you build GPP lineups by providing you the building blocks at each skill position by identifyingContinue reading “Nimble GPP:Plays to Get You Paid”

Clash of the Beards and Bellies

Dobermans and Razor Wire Before I wax poetic about my return to form last week, I would like to wish the Simpson family a very merry Christmas. A man is only as good as his supporting cast and Rose and the girls tolerate Scott at a dosage level that inferior beings would quickly succumb to.Continue reading “Clash of the Beards and Bellies”

Nimble GPP:Plays to Get You Paid

Welcome to NFL Week 16! Each week Nimble GPP will bring you the plays to get you paid for DraftKings GPP. Excited to share all my “Nimble GPP” content with you all this year. Each week I will help you build GPP lineups by providing you the building blocks at each skill position by identifyingContinue reading “Nimble GPP:Plays to Get You Paid”

Clash of the Beards and Bellies

Abominable Snowman What a terrible performance! Except for Alvin Kamara and Joshua Palmer, I saw six snowflakes on my side of the board. That is by far the most I’ve ever had in a head to head clash with Scott. I literally gift wrapped his second-consecutive win last week, so now I don’t need toContinue reading “Clash of the Beards and Bellies”

Nimble GPP:Plays to Get You Paid

Welcome to NFL Week 16! Each week Nimble GPP will bring you the plays to get you paid for DraftKings GPP. Excited to share all my “Nimble GPP” content with you all this year. Each week I will help you build GPP lineups by providing you the building blocks at each skill position by identifyingContinue reading “Nimble GPP:Plays to Get You Paid”

Clash of the Beards and Bellies

Something About a Blind Squirrel Don’t let his gruff exterior fool you, Scott Simpson is incapable of doing harm. That is, unless you are in the DraftKings lobby, with banks of flickering fluorescent lights and creaky floorboards. In that world, he’s leaning into the bricks in a leather jacket, carving a Fuji apple with aContinue reading “Clash of the Beards and Bellies”

Nimble GPP:Plays to Get You Paid

Welcome to NFL Week 14! Each week Nimble GPP will bring you the plays to get you paid for DraftKings GPP. Excited to share all my “Nimble GPP” content with you all this year. Each week I will help you build GPP lineups by providing you the building blocks at each skill position by identifyingContinue reading “Nimble GPP:Plays to Get You Paid”

Nimble GPP:Plays to Get You Paid

Welcome to NFL Week 13! Each week Nimble GPP will bring you the plays to get you paid for DraftKings GPP. Excited to share all my “Nimble GPP” content with you all this year. Each week I will help you build GPP lineups by providing you the building blocks at each skill position by identifyingContinue reading “Nimble GPP:Plays to Get You Paid”